1483. Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin could be the dumbest and laziest person on the face of the planet. He is self-absorbed and married to one of hottest half-jewish ladies in Quohag, Lois Griffin. Peter has three children: Chris, Stewie, and Meg (who he constantly abuses). Peter has had many careers, including a toy factory operator, beer factory operator, commercial fisherman, renaissance fair jouster, newscaster, and musical theater producer. He spends most of his time drinking Pawtucket Patriot Beer and hanging out with his friends Glen Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, and Joe Swanson. He was born in Mexico to an American woman but he was raised in the United States as a Roman Catholic of Irish decent. He is also apparently part African American. He often annoys his New England blue-blood in-laws, Carter and Babs Pewtershmidt, by behaving inappropriately in social situations. He is technically mentally retarded because of his low score on an IQ test. He is often randomly attacked by a gigantic chicken and usually manages to barely escape with his life.